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readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

jpgay:

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

noizaooba:

do u have that one person who you kinda just 

im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much

heyfunniest:

duuuudeeeee

yoncevevo:

calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact

If you find someone's ID or Driver's License

literallysame:

onlyblackgirl:

jakkusu:

Save the person from possible identity theft, DMV fees to have it replaced, and panic.

1. Take the ID to your nearest USPS mailbox.

2. Drop it in.

3. The mail person will come and pick up the mail and take the ID as well.

4. When the ID is taken to the post office it is then mailed to the address on the ID.

5. Upon delivery, the mail person will charge the ID owner the price of postage. Usually less than $1.

Usually if this is done during the week, the person will have their ID back after 1 business day.

Please remember this if you find someone’s ID in a public place.

Seriously tho cuz these DMV fees are fucking ridiculous

honestly reblog to save a life I’ve gotten my ID back like 3 times this way

acupofteaandmore:

so i took a nap today and i had a dream that the secret service came to my house and they were stone face serious and said “the president wants to see you” and i was just like oh fuck what did i do and i got on a plane and went to DC to see the fucking president and i walk into his office all nervous like yes mr president what can i do for you and he just turns around and looks me in the eye before nodding and saying “your memes…….. they intrigue me…….”