kfizzyy13

Stressed Nipples

Do you ever have like a sharp pain in your nipples and you’re just like, “my nipples are stressed?”
I do.

googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

p0tentp0tables:

dapenguinninja:

awwww-cute:

He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots

i think dogs always see themselves as puppies and that is heartwarming

his back legs😂😂😍

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”