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cdpwork:

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

this is my answer to privacy now

champagnepadre:

did i ever tell u guys i had a rapping phase in 6th grade and i memorized the entire 3rd verse in love the way u lie to impress people and i was confident as hell so i asked people during recess who wanted to hear me rap and my crush said “i do” and i was like fuk and i was like “alright!! haha!!! :)” and i started rapping the whole thing and in the middle of the verse he looks up and walks away and to this day i cant listen to love the way u lie without crying

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

skyisfallingaway:

Her dancing skills are slowly degrading. If only she could get her groove back

internetcrisis:

You don’t have to be more attractive. You don’t have to be attractive at all. You don’t have to attract anyone or anything. You are not a magnet, damn it. You can make anyone love you (trust me) but you don’t need to make anyone love you. You should be you for you and only you. And yes I am talking about you and you and you.