kfizzyy13

When I told my mom to leave the bathroom because it is weird to pee while she is in there she brought up the whole, “I used to change your diapers.”

I don’t even have time for tumblr anymore. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!!!???? 

jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

amandagoodbyeness:

*makes text post about food so it gets notes*

literaturewank:

“Your mom is gaaay!”

“Which one?”

“…”

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

omfg I don’t even want to come home anymore… it’s okay for one night. PLEASE JUST TAKE ME BACK!!!!!