kfizzyy13

I just wish I was one of those people that only had to go to the doctor if I was sick with some type of virus. I hate all this medicine, appointments, changing insurance because I am now an adult. I don’t even know what I’m doing, but I’m doing. My mom always did all of this. -.- 

lunors:

🌙⭐️

simonjadis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.

IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

HIM

junebouvierr:

idiot

omgtsn:

human:

android users be like 

yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone

^^^^

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby