kfizzyy13

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

gerita-o-clock:

animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

• Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
• Feeling a six-pack coming up
• Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

Someone send me links to your favorite blogs. Please

I don’t care if you’re high. I don’t care if you’re drunk. I don’t care if you just got laid. I don’t care if you are at a “bomb ass” party. I just don’t fucking care.