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essentric:

Send me slutty confessions I wanna laugh pls

r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

wwonderfullovee:

passionat3ly:

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• love, romance, sexual blog •

notorious-posts:

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tennants-hair:

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

caliifornication:

Wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am

You NEVER disrespect your mother! It does not take a fucking genius to figure that out. If your mother treats you like shit, don’t talk to her. She brought you into this world and by all means, she can take your ass out. But I know you, and your mom doesn’t treat you like shit. She has done the best she can to help you. Check yourself.