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ohaiitsarielle:

progshell:

hobbitpie:

If he gets deported it will be his own damn fault and not because of a twitter update jesus christ put the blame where it belongs.

(but yes, I am happy now thanks for asking)

NO PLEASE DON’T SEND HIM BACK TO CANADA WE DON’T WANT HIM

This is how I imagine the US and Canada

thctara:

Low temp dabbin 

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked “Are you sure?”

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*