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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

This made me damn near shit myself when I saw it. I remember the fear in my little sister’s eyes as we huddled in the basement, listening to the lamps hop by with that horrible CLANG squeakCLANG squeakCLANG. Never forget.

I was born around that time, my first memory was of a lamp covered in my grandfathers blood. Now I understand.

on that day, mankind received a grim reminder

the terror of being ruled by them

the humiliation of being kept in a cage

Hiding from the lamp sentinels was all you could do… until they spotted you.  This post filled me with the same terror as they turned their spotlights on you.

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