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Hahahahahavesexwithmehahahah
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- me: omg now I get it!
- friend: u get what?
- me: you know, when things heat, they expand
- friend: and?
- me: I'm not fat, I'm hot
Posted 683 weeks ago
Silence is the best reply to a fool.
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fucking tell girls they’re cute. tell boys they’re cute. people are cute. look at them living and having eyelashes and little tummies. sometimes people are so fucking cute and when you tell them they’re cute they smile and that’s fucking cute.
Posted 683 weeks ago
sooooo bad news everyone; i died :/
but the good news is i don’t need my body anymore so i’m turning this into a giveaway!!!
reblog this post for a chance to win my corpse! recently deceased and only one previous owner, it’s in pretty good condition and since i don’t need it anymore one of you lucky people can have it!
rules:
- only reblog once
- must be following me
- can only ship to this plane of existence, sorry ethereal users!
- likes don’t count
not only will you win my lifeless body, but since i’m a ghost now, i’m tied to it for eternity! so you won’t just be getting my cadaver but you’ll also get a free haunting from me! what a steal!
giveaway ends in a few hours because rigor mortis is probably going to set in soon
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