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livinglovinoloca:

this one time in fifth grade i was chillin with these really cool “thug” kids  during lunch and i tried to impress them so i said “fuck” in one of my sentences and they all gasped and the leader was like “im telling” and he actually left to go tell and i was so distressed and the rest of them just shook their heads and one was like “swearin’s not cool man”

mydogsnokes:

in 10 years i will either be in california with a 4 story mansion or in a dark alleyway selling my internal organs for money