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ladyknucklesinshape:

whatareyoudoingitfor:

I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat" or “splurge" like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child

Thank you

snoipahkat:

once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried

crustydollparts:

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.

Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.