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birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

la-discute:

time to party

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

On a Different Note.

bitch-im-the-witch:

squidbiscuit:

I was trying to decide between a blue or a green popcicle and suddenly I realized. It’s 1:30 in the morning……………..and I’m a damn adult.

I can have them both~

you just completely described my life in a single text post.

lostly:

AMAZINGGGG OMG

so-personal:

relatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡

spookymormon:

in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to" essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body" and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance 

themagiccane:

Never be ashamed of the fashion style you like
Never be ashamed of the type of music you like
Never be ashamed of the TV shows you watch
Never be ashamed of the movies you like
Never be ashamed of what you draw
Never be ashamed of what books you like
Never be ashamed of your ships
Never be ashamed of being you