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pizzaforpresident:

im soooooooooooooooooooo glad i never got arrested except that one time my neighbor called the police on me because i snuck into my own house through a basement window and the cops came downstairs and had their guns drawn on me and handcuffed me on my deck while i was crying and screaming “I LIVE HERE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"  

oomshi:

tweet of the century

typegsir:

Reblog if you would get high with the person you reblogged from.

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood