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grandkanye:

davidisbeyonce:

textpots:

what if people’s names couldn’t be the same and everyone had to have a different name

“hello this is my daughter jamie602891princess”

and then people started murdering others for the good names

hunger names

notorious-posts:

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sainteverdeen:

I want cute anons that wonder about my life and ask me nice things and tell me jokes and funny stories and ask me for advice

Today I went to Subway.

sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:

letsfeelthathing:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

you’re my new favorite person 

serenitate:

if my life doesnt end up like this i want a refund

When I find out the person I like likes me too I’m just like, oh. I like the mystery.