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musiqchild007:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

I’m so proud of my best friend for putting bitches in check for making fun of this kid when she had late arrival. :D

ammitt:

oh look i forgot to text back 

sike that shit was intentional

disneyfansonly:

Do you love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!

I’m scared of bugs and I don’t know why. I feel like I’m hurting their feelings when I scream at them to stop running so I can step on them. :(

Dear bugs,

You are my friends….

I’m sorry.

mrpeasant:

dumb-teenager:

so fucking awesome

i was always scared of these halp

pavlovs-schrodinger:

when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”

manfiction:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about