kfizzyy13

horrorpeach:

tordles:

what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti 

party in my uterus everyone’s invited

My strange addiction...

I saw the commercial of the girl who drinks animal blood and I had the weirdest dream. I’ve had this dream before but I don’t know. I was a vampire and there were a bunch others and we were in a war. I returned home after my friend picked me up from laying in a very shallow pond high off my ass. The vampires we were in war with followed us to my house. The sluty vampire on the other team took my brother and I had to go get him back. She would get mortal guys to have sex with her and she would kill them. Out of nowhere these guys came in my room and laid on my bed….I was naked and I don’t know how I became naked. They were talking about something totally irrelevant to the whole situation. Out of nowhere one said, “you should get your cat back.” I don’t have a cat. I woke up after running around naked trying to find the non-existing cat while my friend went to find my helpless brother.

The rubber feels so much better in my ear holes than the metal and plastic. I will never put the wood ones in, EVER!