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rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told

This lonely person kind of wants messages or questions. 

chroniclesofpanem:

the best way to boost your self esteem is to go to a nursing home and listen to all the elderly folks tell you how pretty you are

chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment